PRESIDENT PROPOSES PERSONAL PET FOOD ACCOUNTS

Oat Park, Ohio – In the wake of his State of the Union speech promising changes in Social Security for America’s younger workers, President Bush today laid out his proposal for personal pet food accounts for all workers under age 55.

“We cannot keep the current system in place for the younger generation without taking such drastic steps as changing my tax plan, adjusting the retirement age to reflect reality and having high-income earners pay Social Security tax on all of their earnings,” said the president.

“With personal pet food accounts, we can at least guarantee that there will always be a source of protein for those retirees who don’t have oil profits, Halliburton stock or big corporate pensions.”

Echoed an administration official, “Keep in mind that pet food has not just meat, but important meat by-products.”

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