Jackson, who incurred the wrath of government regulators and parents groups alike last year when she exposed her right breast during the halftime show, is trying to get the courts to force the NFL to allow her back on the show during this year’s game.
Booked for the show instead is former Beatle Paul McCartney, who is expected to perform an entire song without exposing himself.
Said lead attorney Johnny Cochran, “If the bra isn’t gone, the show can’t go on!”
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