Jerusalem – In a speech televised across the country and around Europe, Israeli Defense Minister Dossi ben Dover disclosed that Iran will have the ability to produce really bad T.V. “reality shows” within the next six months. The news came as a shock to many in the audience, who had assumed up until now that the best the Iranians could put together was a Jerry Springer knockoff show in Farsi.
Said the minister, “I don’t have to tell you how much damage could be done once our airwaves are filled with shows like ‘Who’ll Marry My Imam,’ ‘Jihadi Survivor’ and ‘The Ayatollah’s Apprentice.’”
While European leaders expressed shock and outrage at the news, U.S. officials seemed less concerned. Said one, “Fortunately they lack the technology to deliver such lethal weapons this far away.”
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