Monday, January 24, 2005

ADMINISTRATION FINALLY ADMITS MISTAKE IN IRAQ

Washington – After months of refusing to admit any mistakes in the war in Iraq, a member of the Bush Administration has finally conceded one error after intense press pressure.

The surprising admission came in a news release from the Pentagon’s Office of Dining Support. In it, a Pentagon spokesman admitted that the wrong wine was selected for a formal officers’ dinner held in Baghdad last month.

Said the release, “We regret to have to admit that a red wine was served with the Chicken Marsala. Clearly a white would have been more appropriate.”

The White House immediately fired the spokesman.

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