Wednesday, January 19, 2005

RICE PROMISES U.S. WILL TALK BEFORE WAR

Washington – At her confirmation hearing today, National Security Advisor and Secretary of State nominee Condoleeza Rice promised congressional committee members that in its second term, the Bush Administration “would always start by talking to other nations before taking any military action against them.”

When pressed by committee members, Rice admitted that such “talking” might include such phrases as “Hey, we’re gonna bomb you guys!,” “Go ahead, make my day!” and “Betcha can’t spell ‘cruise missile,’ Abdul!”

Committee members promised speedy approval of the nominee.

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