Friday, March 04, 2005

 

MARTHA STEWART HAS FIRST BOWEL MOVEMENT


Connecticut
– As a crowd of onlookers cheered and hordes of press gathered around for the best view, home décor and media maven Martha Stewart came out with her first bowel movement since her release from the federal prison camp at Alderson, West Virginia.

The resulting product was described by Ms. Stewart’s spokesperson as a “Deep Milk Chocolate Brown.”

A matching bathroom wallpaper border will reportedly be in K-mart stores by this summer.


© 2005 Barry Rabin. All rights reserved.

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